Anyone Want A Piece Of Bacon?

Oh, well seems good enough to me.
Bacon for you sir?
*drinks sweet tea on porch*.

I'll stick to the baconless diet. But thank you for the offer. I really must goc* sprints off from the porch*

God bless you!
*speaks quieter*
God bless you.

And god bless you @KyletheCartoonist !

What did I do?

@KyletheCartoonist
Nothing wrong sir, just giving you a blessed goodbye.
*Pours one last glass of tea into cup, finishes it off and rides off into the sunset*.

(Narration)
And that was the last we ever saw of those three.
thedisneyfanatic22 went on to become the world's first Disney fan in space!
As for altiareagle, nobody ever saw or heard anything else from him. It is presumed he died an honourable death and was burried among the cherry blossom trees.
What about KyletheCartoonist, you ask?
Well, you're listening- er, reading him right now.
And to think, all this started because of a never ending plate of bacon, a guy who saw bacon as precious, and a guy who was reminded of a dog food commercial.

[Sheriff Woody]

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fireworks explode one final time above the castle ...

"THE END"