The bad puns topic (Good puns also welcome, but discouraged)

I'm Lost in the World of the new Sonic game. It's X-Treme. It looks like a real Adventure, I'm definitely gonna have a Blast with it. Gonna Rush out to get it on day one so fast that my Shadow and the Colours around me won't even be able to keep up!

I was walking home and I got Shanghaied by some Russian people. They were Roman around looking for some people to board their ship. Although it was uncomfortable, I saw some Wales. Anyway, I was locked in and served food on some nice China. After eating, I asked to use the (Ameri)can. But, when your hands are Roman and your feet are Russian, European all over the place!

(I may come back and make this better later.)