That's So Punny

That's So Punny

Postby ShakaDaSky » Sat Jul 12, 2014 2:08 pm

Some lame jokes and puns to help get the weekend started ...

"Jokes about German sausage are the wurst!"
"Didja hear? The Energizer Bunny got arrested! He got charged with battery"
"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it"
"What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A Thesaurus"
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down"
"Broken pencils are pointless"

ba dum bum, pshhh!
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Re: That's So Punny

Postby KyletheCartoonist » Sat Jul 12, 2014 10:36 pm

I'm considered the king of horrible puns to all who know me.

"I finished moving my tree pieces of wood. It was all pine, until some birch moved it."
"Teenaged fossils never stop rex-ting and it makes me pter-out my hair until my hands are saur."
"I found a beautiful feline. It was a real dandy-lion."
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Re: That's So Punny

Postby Nibelilt » Sun Jul 13, 2014 6:40 am

I used to be great at making horrible puns. I had it down to an exact science. Now I'm shockingly awful at it and I don't know if I have enough energy to think of sum now.

For those of you from darkSpyro, I still remember that thyme we made a forest worth of awful puns. That was planted in my memories and I'm sad that we had to leaf it behind and cut it off. :cry:

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