In the beginning, during Agnes' party, when the minions come out, one minion spins around and accidentally hits the other minions around him, causing them to hit him with their toy swords.
As they were about to start the magic show during Agnes' party, a minion walks up with a chainsaw and starts it up. After, Margo ended the magic show saying, "Okay, the magic show's over."
After the lady who was planning to set Gru up with another lady during Agnes' party said something about setting him up (I forgot what she said), Gru sprays her with a water hose and says, "Sorry, I didn't see you there." After spraying her with it again he said, "I didn't see you there either."
When Stuart and another minion see Gru being kidnapped by Lucy, they rush to save him. After they came to from being tasered, Stuart starts playing with the radio.
Also in the same scene, after a squid lands on Lucy's windshield, she uses her windshield wipers to get the squid off.
After they arrive at the AVL, after Silas Ramsbottom introduces himself, the two minions laugh because his last name has the word "bottom" in it. They also continue to laugh and say "bottom" after Gru declines the mission.
During the briefing, when Silas is reviewing the footage of the PX-41 serum taking effect on a rabbit, when the rabbit attacks the man seen in the footage, Gru and the minions flinch. When the rabbit attacks the camera, ending the tape, Gru says, "Well, I've never seen little bunnies do that before."
When rowing the small boat across the water, as he is about to go offscreen, he says something (sorry, I forget what).
While cleaning the living room and vacuuming, when Phil's in front of the door, watch how he dances. XD
After Phil gets kidnapped by Dr. Nefario, Jerry and Kevin come out into the living room to play golf and Kevin places the ball on Jerry's mouth. As he was about to hit Jerry on the head instead of hitting the ball, they heard a strange sound. After it turned out to be a cat, Kevin made fun of Jerry, causing them to fight until a beam of light shone over their heads. Kevin then let Jerry go, smiling and waving, then he got brought up too.
After Phil gets turned into an Evil Minion, the minion to the right laughs until he gets injected too.
After Gru sets his office on fire, two minions (the first one breaking the wall) go through the wall and Carl uses the door. When John tried turning on the hose, he went into the air with it and hit the ceiling four times in a row.
After Gru took Carl's megaphone, Carl continued doing the bee-dos. After, Stuart sprayed him with the fire extinguisher.
After Antonio broke Margo's heart, Gru used his freeze ray, causing the other girl to try and pull him out (with no success).
Also I like after Stuart ripped his dress.