365 Days

May 11

I realize this is my first time on the thread.

May 12
I fall off a cliff.

May 13

I survive, but land in a strange place called rock bottom.

May 14th
I fell up the cliff. Logic

May 15th

Dear Diary,

The past few days of cliffs, be I falling up or down them, has been quite traumatic so today I spent several hours talking to Anita B. Seyfe, my therapist. She says that in order to deal with these traumatic events I must accept that they happened to me and not live outside the moments of cliff falling. She also says to avoid cliffs in the future. Diary, I'm most grateful for Anita's wise words in these hard times.

After my visit with Anita, I spent the rest of the day shopping because buying things is therapeutic. Yet another piece of advice from Anita! I don't know where I'd be without her! Anyway, I bought some Clone Wars figures to make up for forgetting to star wars marathon, some decorations for next year's Cinco De Mayo party, and The Idiot's Guide for Avoiding Your Local Cliff Faces. I bought a ton of other stuff too, but that's relatively inconsequential.

May 16th
a study showed that falling up and down cliffs improves eyesight. logic

May 17th

I recently discovered that my trip up and down the cliffs of Rock Bottom has given me X-Ray Vision. I'm not quite sure why it took so long to figure this out.

may 18th

saw the organs of a rat with my vision

May 19th
I go see a doctor about my new x-ray vision. He seems quite concerned and took me into his small blue box. But it was bigger on the inside!