Disney Infinity Online Presents: Fullmetal Alchemist X-Roads

"Oh, Christ... You left your Party Chat on?!" complained the woman at the desk, Agent Sakura. "Why do I even bother with the Sync Items..."

She took off her headset and logged out of the Spellbind network, deactivating Ophelia.maj and leaving Trasme to fend for himself. This directs onto her the attention of Ensign Momoe and Captain Tomoe

"You're leaving him without a .maj link?" said Ensign Momoe.

"Agent Sakura, You were given a command to hold down the network with Agent Miki." Captain Tomoe added.

"I'm doin' the job myself since he cant be bothered to shut out the party he oh, so, happened to bump into on his mission." Agent Sakura took up her Morpher "It's time a certain has-been to get some time in the sun."

"But-But Admiral Janeway!" responded Momoe "You know how she gets when people, especially soldiers of magic, resist her direct orders."

"Don't care."

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Back with Trasme, he finds himself slowing down as the Mask looses energy. "uh, oh..."

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Playset: EPCOT

Player 1: Flint Arthur

Gender: Boy

Body: Veteran Knight

Form: Blond mullet, blue eyes, lab coat, black dress pants, rubber gloves, dress shoes

Persona: Dorkish, cocky, the kind of guy who'll be willing to brush off killing a man if necessary, caring.

Pack: Jet Pack

Tool: Electro-Shotgun(ala the fully upgraded Bioshock 2 shotgun)

Player 2: A.R.T.I.

Plus One: COM

Gender: None(Just so happens to be a hacked robo...thing)

Body: Average Bloke

Form: A machine, as expected. Somewhat clock-work-ish with a blue core(ala Iron Man). Has a Daft-Punk style helmet(ala the gold one) for a head. Is mute except for messages flashing across the helm

Persona: Somewhat servile, he is mostly deadpan and semi-snarky.

Pack: Jump-Jacks(ala the Star Command Boost Pack)

Tool: Wrist-Mounted Laser Pistol
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"Gotta tell you, A.R.T.I., for an electronic prison seemingly headed by a maniacal irrigator, a guy like me could really use a guy like you, right?"

Flint walks alongside his companion, the bot giving what could be the equivalent to a "sigh."

He knew that anarchy was inevitable on the world below, with all the political tension rising and such. He was simply lucky enough to get off the infernal marble in time.

As for why he was currently conversing with a robot...yeah...he was a hacker. Not Anonomous-good, but enough so that he was able to give some life to his "friend."

"Speaking of prisons, I've gotta show you "Escape from Tomorrow" sometime. I'm sure it's encrypted somewhere around here. It'll make a great riffing, I'm su-..."

Cue the two coming upon Trasme.

"Huh, Not much, but you'll do..." remarked the young master Capulet. Greed engages a 5x5 and summons 18 Jellyshade Unversed.

Jellyshade Unversed 27 HP

"Unversed, Too?" Trasme is shocked by their appearance and how improbable they are at this point in time "Definitely Viral, The only monsters they've programmed into the game are Dream Eaters, And you can actually tame the little guys."

Trasme then places a ESPN Bowling Ball while Charging A kick-smash (ala Smash Bros.)

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Flint looks somewhat in amazement as the beast takes the hits. He turns to A.R.T.I.

"Well, you know the drill."

He proceeds to fist bump the automoton, and elaborately flourishes a heavily-modified shotgun from his side. A.R.T.I. flicks his wrist to the side, causing a series of small pylons engulfing his fist, and hum to life.

Ap fires his gun at one of the creatures, the shrapnel audibly sparking.

Trasme Kicks the ESPN Bowling Ball, Knocking 10 Jellyshades aside.

Jellyshade Unversed A -42/27 (Overkill! x2 Sparks)
Jellyshade Unversed B -13/27
Jellyshade Unversed C -42/27 (Overkill! x2 Sparks)
Jellyshade Unversed D 3/27
Jellyshade Unversed E 3/27
Jellyshade Unversed F -42/27 (Overkill! x2 Sparks)
Jellyshade Unversed G 3/27
Jellyshade Unversed H -42/27 (Overkill! x2 Sparks)
Jellyshade Unversed I -42/27 (Overkill! x2 Sparks)
Jellyshade Unversed J -7/27
Jellyshade Unversed K -42/27 (Overkill! x2 Sparks)
Jellyshade Unversed L -3/27
Jellyshade Unversed M -42/27 (Overkill! x2 Sparks)
Jellyshade Unversed N -7/27
Jellyshade Unversed O -42/27 (Overkill! x2 Sparks)
Jellyshade Unversed P -42/27 (Overkill! x2 Sparks)
Jellyshade Unversed Q -42/27 (Overkill! x2 Sparks)
Jellyshade Unversed R 3/27
Jellyshade Unversed S 3/27
Jellyshade Unversed T 3/27

Trasme noticed that more than five Jellyshades were left standing... "Is that all ya got?"

"Oh, no..." replied Greed. "In fact, I've got a Boss-Virus just waiting in the Wings."

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A.R.T.I. starts shooting his Laser rapidly at the Jellyshades, small red pulses surrounding the beasts.

Jellyshade Universed B 3/27
Jellyshade Universed D -7/27

His Helm-splay shows a blinking red exclamation mark as his wrist sparks and the energy starts to slowly reload.

"No worries, I've got this!"

Flint quickly fires at one of the creatures, throwing his gun to the other hand and shooting the other.

Jellyshade Universed R -32/27 (Overkill! x2 Sparks)
Jellyshade Universed E -21/27

Punt! Down goes the Jellyshade through a boot to the head

Jellyshade Unversed -26/27 HP (dag, yo)

"Yeah, I've trained well." snarked Trasme.

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He looks at the guy.

"Rather obvious. Don't exactly know how you're doing that...ball...thing, though."

"Spark Mode, of course." "Now, Greed, If you aren't actually him, please, take me to your hacker."

"Oh, that looser?" said Greed. "He's finishing up that Weather Dominator that's over there."

He pointed to the guy working on it, Chad Paine, He panics and hides his face in the machine as he sees a creature emerging from an unseen enemy grid.

"Enemy Unversed Slated to emerge," announced Ensign Momoe on Trasme's Communicator "Upload in 10...9...8...7..."

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