Another Classic Pointless Role Play

Remember those classic pointless role plays we used to partake in? Let's do it again!
And, in memory of the first role play...
*Sets down plate of never ending piece of bacon no matter who eats it.*

*Leaps at plate.*
Mine!!!
*Sits down and eats.*
(Haha, the first RP. I still remember starting it... and the warnings from Sheriff of playing nice.)

*looks at bacon* *looks at wall* *looks at bacon* *looks at wall*
*takes bacon* *crashes through wall with bacon in hand*

*Hisses at Randy and runs into the darkness with bacon in hand.*

THE PRECIOUS!
*Runs after alitareagle*

*hits everyone within reach with a stick of frozen celery*

Bacon is bad for you, very very bad!

*Hisses and chomps away at the bacon*

Rapunzel heard them fighting and Ran into the kitchen.
"Guys calm down!" She reassured" There's tons of bacon in the freezer."
Rapunzel opened up the freezer and showed it to them, just in case they don't care.

No, Rapunzel! You don't understand! This is never-ending bacon!