Some lame jokes and puns to help get the weekend started ...
"Jokes about German sausage are the wurst!"
"Didja hear? The Energizer Bunny got arrested! He got charged with battery"
"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it"
"What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A Thesaurus"
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down"
"Broken pencils are pointless"
ba dum bum, pshhh!
Whatchu got? Post them below!